You’ve been coming into the diner for years now just to get your mitts on our Serious Mary Mix, don’t you think it’s about time you were able to do it in the privacy of your own home? We think so too. We can now ship our “Serious Mary Mix” right to your door! This fine looking bottle will dazzle your friends and anyone else you might be trying to impress. Go ahead, get your favorite vodka, tequila or beer ready, —not the cheap stuff, please—and play bartender. Don’t skimp on the garnish! And, of course, please drink responsibly.
Remember, drinking at home is fine and good, but please...please...would it hurt to come back and let us see your smiling face from time to time?
- dairy free
- soy free
- cinnamon free
- gluten free
- contains fish
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Tomato Paste, Worcestershire Sauce (Distilled White Vinegar, Molasses, Sugar, Water, Salt, Onions, Anchovies, Garlic, Cloves, Tamarind Extract, Natural Flavorings, Chili Pepper Extract), Prepared Horseradish (Horseradish, Distilled Vinegar, Water, Salt, Soybean Oil), Natural Beef Flavoring, Sugar, Salt, White Vinegar, Black Pepper, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Jalapeno Pepper Puree (Jalapeno Peppers, Salt, and Citric Acid), Lime Juice Concentrate, Whole Celery Seeds, Citric Acid, Ground Celery Seeds, Xanthan Gum, Ascorbic Acid, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Potassium Sorbate (Preservative), Ground Ginger, Onion Powder, Caramel Color, Garlic.